why do you never bring anyone around? your brother brought a girl around
i'm not dating anyone
but you should be! don't you want to be?
kinda indifferent about it mom, not feeling the whole swipe a date thing
gracie you don't know if you don't try!
i have one of the profiles i just don't use it
then how are you going to get married and give me grandkids?
ask your son to do it, he'll probably knock up his girl before too long anyway
do you really think so?
wouldn't know. he doesn't talk to me. for all i know they ran off and got married and portia and i will find out after you guys do
now why would you say such a thing?
because he doesn't speak to me or portia
what? of course he does. don't be silly
mom, i haven't spoken to misha in months. probably since before thanksgiving
well do you call him?
well why not? it's a two way street grace
that's a conversation you should be having with your son
grace, you know boys aren't good at calling
don't tell me i should be the one to call him all the time. he hasn't spoken to me without me begging to be given attention since he hopped into bed with his special friend
well that's uncalled for
it's the truth. he's too far up her ass to care that he has sisters
no, that's unkind. i shouldn't blame her. he's a grown man. he is too far up his own ass to give a shit about his sisters
i...i can't believe you would say such a thing about your brother
of course you can't. i have to go mom
come on let me explain
didn't want to hear it six months ago, don't want to hear it now
shit did you keep any of the stuff from the meeting?
no...was i supposed to?
lane just sent me a text saying we were supposed to do something with it for next week
are you kidding me?
no, which is bullshit
i'm out of the country as of saturday morning. i'm not doing anything over spring break
what's this i hear you aren't going to be around for spring break?
i'm not going to be around for spring break
you didn't think you should tell me?
not really, i'm an adult i don't have to clear it with my mother to leave the country
what if you died?
that's a bit dramatic mom
who is taking care of your dog?
one of my friends
you were never going to tell your father and i?
dad knows, he asked me to bring him back coffee
YOU TOLD YOUR FATHER BUT NOT ME?!
you live together, i figured dad would tell you. and look you know
your sister told me
okay and? she's coming too. so you know
i'm so disappointed grace