roman cade (@romancade) / Twitter

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@romancade ∙ Jan 1 hey siri, how do i leave everything to my dog?

@romancade ∙ Jan 12 anyone ever feel themselves then look in a mirror and think 'shit i look extra potatoey today?' just me? cool

@romancade ∙ Jan 12 @lynleejames you owe me snacks

@romancade ∙ Dec 31 still not doing the 10 year challenge people. no one needs to see my emo ass.

@romancade ∙ ️Dec 28 no i just like licking her face 🤷🏻‍♂

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@starlightsonata ∙ Dec 5, 2019 that many people exist and actually listen to use? shit

@romancade ∙ Dec 2 you don't have proof i didn't in fact die

@romancade ∙ Nov 1 someone please hit me in the shins with a razor scooter

@romancade ∙ Nov 1 solid 6 hour nap 😎. i win this round

@romancade ∙ Nov 1 preemptively asking for a friend. but why wait until the new year to drop the dead weight? drop those assholes today!